Menacing text messages from ED? [Archive]

Jibber

01-17-2014, 08:27 AM

Probably most of you receive, every now and then, text messages from our very own King of NED, ED.

Here are a few that I've received from him:

"I HATE yellow cars and their owners"
"I HATE terminators"
"Jibbers car is like Yellow snow"

The list goes on and on. Post up some of your most shocking text messages from ED. I think there is a bully pattern that may exist here.

TorchredSVT

01-17-2014, 08:39 AM

Ed is the king of group text messages and random texts... my favorite most recent

"Merry Christmas you silly little freak"

ToplessPony94

01-17-2014, 10:23 AM

And the most intimidating of all: "ED DAY 201x!"

LILBLKSNAKE

01-19-2014, 09:34 AM

Probably most of you receive, every now and then, text messages from our very own King of NED, ED.

Here are a few that I've received from him:

"I HATE yellow cars and their owners"
"I HATE terminators"
"Jibbers car is like Yellow snow"

The list goes on and on. Post up some of your most shocking text messages from ED. I think there is a bully pattern that may exist here.

Everyone knows these are lies!!
From January 1st to April, the only texts that go out are similar to Bruce's about ED DAY!!!!

whtmare

01-23-2014, 12:36 PM

Who is Ed?

chachee52

01-23-2014, 08:11 PM

I hear he doesn't like truffles. And he pretends to have mustangs to look cool.

LILBLKSNAKE

01-23-2014, 10:24 PM

Ryan bought a BLACK Explorer Limited today. I will send him nice texts

whtmare

01-24-2014, 03:15 PM

Ryan bought a BLACK Explorer Limited today. I will send him nice texts

Yup going to miss the whtmare...Ed will you still text me?

Jibber

01-24-2014, 11:21 PM

Yup going to miss the whtmare...Ed will you still text me?

Do you think we are as gullible as Ed is?

LILBLKSNAKE

01-25-2014, 11:38 AM

Yup going to miss the whtmare...Ed will you still text me?

We're going to have a truck show at Cruise night now. Your explorer and my new F150 FX4.

whtmare

01-25-2014, 12:32 PM

We're going to have a truck show at Cruise night now. Your explorer and my new F150 FX4.

Ok sounds like a plan I'll text you:p

390gtconv

01-25-2014, 04:20 PM

We're going to have a truck show at Cruise night now. Your explorer and my new F150 FX4.

For those I can just go to a dealership...

LILBLKSNAKE

01-25-2014, 04:49 PM

For those I can just go to a dealership...

You already have an F150 Lariat for the truck show. And it has a trophy!! And i text you too

390gtconv

01-26-2014, 07:43 AM

You already have an F150 Lariat for the truck show. And it has a trophy!! And i text you too
yea, yea, I already won 1st place with my truck @ the Carlisle Ford Nationals, it doesn't need another trophy. I now just has work duty.

chachee52

01-26-2014, 08:14 AM

And I sold my 5.0 Escape :rolleyes:
I'll have to get it back from my nephew to bring to the shows