Remember these?

[Jibber]

I remember as a kid making fun of FORD products as my father was a GM guy.

Do you remember these?
FORD - Found On Roadside Dead.
or
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily

Fortunately Ford has come a long way!

Post up any that you may have. Any company will do. Haha

[07 stang gt]

Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks. HE HE HA HA !!Oh ya, lets not forget,Goverment Motors.:p

[ToplessPony94]

Let's not forget:

Fix It Again Tony

and

Broken Motor Works

[whtmare]

Fuc$ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

[390gtconv]

I used to have a list of about 20 names, across all cars.

First
On
Race
Day

BMW: Break My Windows

This is easy, the whole list:
http://www.jokes-news.com/2006/10/20/car-name-acronyms/